They would kill each other. Not even kidding. Naomi/Panda are the only two I see having nothing in common out of the group. They would only hang around each other because of mutual friends (which is very realistic- some people in my social group in high school I barely liked).

I don't femmeship Panda because she's not even a little bit gay. Whereas I see canon Effy as bi and Katie....well, Katie seems straight also, then Bedlam happened, so I thought, Katie could straight but with, um, Effy leanings.

(disingenuous argument is disingenuous now and forever).

If you write this Panda/Naomi, I will read it, and lol massively.

I can sort of stomach Effy with Cook, but I like Effy by herself even more.