Oh my God, I'm bored.

[botherd]

I'm procrastinating NaNo like crazy (I don't even know WHY, because I've been looking forward to writing chapter 14 for weeks and weeks and I'm nearly there) and OH MY GOD, WORD'S AUTOSUMMARISE FEATURE IS TOO MUCH FUN.

Here's 2ndyearstories in 100 words or less:

Katie shrugs. "Where's Naomi?" "Katie--"

Emily sighs. Emily smiles. Naomi asks. "Hi, Katie."

Katie laughs. Freddie shrugs. "Effy--"

"It's Effy, all right? Freddie shrugs. "Right," Effy says. Effy says. Effy shrugs. Katie says.

"Right," Effy says. Emily smiles. Emily says. Naomi shrugs. "Don't," Emily says.

"Come on, Emily. Emily smiles. "Yeah," Emily says. "Good night, Emily."

Naomi looks at Emily. Emily asks. "Where's Emily?" Effy asks.

Naomi shrugs. Naomi snorts. Effy shrugs. Naomi asks. Effy shrugs. Naomi frowns. Effy shrugs. Effy asks. Effy says. Emily asks. Emily asks. Emily shrugs. Emily shrugs. Emily nods. "JJ?"

It's fucking Effy. "Katie?"

LOL FOREVER.

Comments

[violet4120.livejournal.com]

Naomi shrugs. Naomi snorts. Effy shrugs. Naomi asks. Effy shrugs. Naomi frowns. Effy shrugs.

I lol'd. Perfect.

[old-wp.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA That's fantastic.

[smeetie.livejournal.com]

LOL - "It's fucking Effy"!!

I find that perfect *shrugs*

[fab-fairy.livejournal.com]

LOL -
"It's Effy, all right? Freddie shrugs. "Right," Effy says. Effy says. Effy shrugs. Katie says.

"Right," Effy says.

[torak303.livejournal.com]

You have just made me realise my love of the sound of the word "shrug". seriously. Say it out loud, while shrugging. I've read and said it so often in the last 2 minutes, it makes no sense to me.

SHRUG. SHRUGSHRUGSHRUGSHRUG.

you made me laugh!