What the everloving fuck.

Oh, Jesus. I always knew the Skins novel would be bad, but I didn't realise it was going to be THIS bad. I just. I can't believe someone got paid to write such bad fanfiction.

I mean, let's look at that extract:

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In conclusion: I'm pretty sure I could do a better job. (I'm not saying my writing is OMG AMAZING, but I'd at least put more thought into it than this hack did.) I know lots of other fandomers could. And yet this gets published! *weeps*