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Oh, Jesus. I always knew the Skins novel would be bad, but I didn't realise it was going to be THIS bad. I just. I can't believe someone got paid to write such bad fanfiction.

I mean, let's look at that extract:

( IDEK )

In conclusion: I'm pretty sure I could do a better job. (I'm not saying my writing is OMG AMAZING, but I'd at least put more thought into it than this hack did.) I know lots of other fandomers could. And yet this gets published! *weeps*

A comment on the E4 website, about this picture:



"I'm glad to see Naomi isn't dressing like she's homeless anymore!"

:((((((((( THAT IS LIKE MY FAVOURITE THING ABOUT HER. I mean, who else thinks that a pig t-shirt is appropriate attire for a rave? I don't know what the fuck she's got on in that picture, but I'm hoping Katie made her wear it. No other explanation would make sense!

SIGH. You know what I would like next series? For my favourite character to be recognisable. Surely that's not too much to ask?

Honestly, I don't give a fuck about the US version of Skins; I'm too busy worrying that they'll mess up ours.